women

A friend of mine sent me this text about women someday and I thought that I should share it.
Originally it was in german so I hope that I didn't make any mistakes when I translated it into english...

But everything in that text is true, right? ♥

WOMEN

I don’t read instructions - I press buttons until it works.

I don’t need alcohol to be embarrassed – I’m already awkward enough when I’m sober.

If I was a bird, I knew exactly who I would shit on first!

I 'm not bitchy - I'm "emotionally flexible".

The most beautiful words in the world? - "I'm going shopping."

I have no quirks! - These are special effects!

Women have to look like ...WOMEN, not like wallpapered bones!

Forgive and forget ? - I'm not Jesus , neither I have Alzheimer's.

We women are angels . And if one breaks our wings , we keep flying - on a broomstick! We are, after all, flexible.

This is not fat! – It’s erotic area!

When God created men, he promised that great men will be found at every corner... and then he made the earth round !

On my grave stone should stand: "Don’t goggle so stupid, I would also prefer to lay at the beach ! "

Well, WE WOMEN are just unique.

love, Katha xo